TQM Chocho

The title has nothing to do with the entry, but I thought I´d give a shoutout to the boyfriend :)
Here are just a few musings on my first two months.... I thought it´d be a little more fun to put it in a different format:

YOU KNOW YOU´RE IN HONDURAS WHEN
·Drunks can be found in the usual place-- i.e. passed out in the middle of the main thoroughfare
·Donkeys run free, and dead donkeys barely warrent a passing glance
·You´re recommended to boil your BOTTLED water
·Catholics are evil idolotrists, but good Christians are allowed multiple spouses as long as they´re manly men
·Everyone in town knows the names of every gringo: from the smallest child to the group of blind men on the corner to the drunk man throwing catcalls my way (goodbye my love!! hey!! you!! MARINAAAAA!!!!!) None of these people I´ve ever met before, of course.
·Wendy´s is the ultimate in fine dining.
·American music classics such as "Nothing Compares 2U," "We Built this City on Rock and Roll" and anything hair metal or 80s-infused is blasted at top volume.


9 days until I find out my site!!!!!!