Stuff I´ve found, and killed, in my house

This was my first scorpion sighting, chilling in the bathroom. Please disregard my dirty floor. It looks worse than it really is, I swear.

Spider.

The ubiquitous cucaracha.

Wasp.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW HUGE THIS IS?!?! It was literally the size of my hand, or bigger. Thank God my neighbor was at the house to kill it with a flipflop. IT WAS HUGE!!!!